Wednesday, March 24, 2010

10 Reasons Why Google is God

1. Google knows where you live and what you have done.

2. Google is immortal.

3. Millions of people turn to Google every single day.

4. Unlike God...Google never rests.

5. Google...has All the answers.

6. If you want to see the Earth...Google will show you.

7. Google is interested in you...but doesn't intervene.

8. You can't God Google...but you can Google God.

9. You can prove that Google exists.

10. Turn off the 'SafeSearch' and Google points the way to paradise.

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