Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Road Rage

So give me an electric car already. I dont need to drive like a maniac. And I dont need an Escalade to prove that I have a penis. I'm pretty sure I have one around here somewhere. I'm all about American Freedoms but what are some of us out there trying to prove anyway?

Honk! Honk! Outta my way! What? Seriously, people are road raging, driving like idiots and binging on gross displays of automotive peacocking. There are children in cars around you...sons, daughters and little old ladies. Get over yourselves!...

Or I'll just buy a Panzer. And then you can kiss my ass.

1 comment:

J said...

Thank God Hexx IV's a Corolla.

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