Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Spanking the Monkey

Everybody has a monkey on their back. The trick is to identify that monkey...to face that monkey and to blast the ever lovin crap outta that monkey with assault fire.

Here is the story of my Monkey:

PART ONE
The Monkey is on the Attack! Shawn faces the enemy with courage
and heroism.
PART TWO
Sending the troops in for Recon. Is the Monkey still a threat!?
Or are we men, the most dangerous predators? I pause
and reflect.

PART THREE
As a last line of defense, we turn to the Hooters Girl.
What Monkey stands a chance now??

PART FOUR
Our Hooters Hitwoman performs the Coupe de grace!

VICTORY!
The Monkey on my Back...is no more.

1 comment:

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