Monday, December 15, 2008

Myspace Christmas List...EXPOSED!!! XXX

Christmas will be here before we know it. It's a cold and snowy night outside. And so, like Santa Claus, I have put my Reindeer to sleep and am considering what sort of presents I would like to get my family and friends.

I was goofing around with my Myspace when I thought about the friends that I have on my first page.

Hmmm... What sort of Christmas presents would I give to my 40 first Myspace friends?

Here goes...

1. Rain - Tickets to Paris for you and your boyfriend so I'll have someone to go with! (I still dont have my Vegas ticket! Ulp! Gotta get on it!)

2. Faren -A stake in a high stakes poker game so you can win me some money.

3. Melissa - Crash pads.

4. 3 Ruffians - Some Working Tools

5. Tash - A fifth of Crown. A Big Hug. That plant from Big Whiskeys.

6. Esektra - 'Captain America' from 'Easy Rider' so you can pick me up and we can cruise to Burning Man this year.

7. Dana - A Kiss. Of course.

8. Chaos - The Twilight Set and a date with Edward.

9. Patricia - Driving Lessons. You crashed the car in 'Sin City' and once scared the bejeezus out of me on the road.

10. Me-Chel - The Man of Her Dreams. For a night at least!

11. Anissa - A GPS Tracking Device cause I'm always just randomly running into you!

12. Aimee - I can Regift you Anissas present because you two are always together.

13. Shawna-na-na - Enough shots for us to get drunk together and have a conversation.

14. Jade - A Baby Book

15. Matthew - OMG. How about a Bar?

16. Dave - Yeah Dave. Same thing as Matt. A Bar! That would save us Money in the long run.

17. KC - Dancing Lessons for Us so we can Wow the masses!

18. Kellie - I have no idea. Your life is perfect!

19. Casper - A phone that actually takes my calls.

20. Nikki -A hydroponic suitcase.

21. Apollo - Hey! How did you get that out of my wallet?

22. Kortlynn - A hug. And something adorable for your dog.

23. Clifton - A Yacht so we can plan early.

24. G - Girl proof body armor.

25. Breanna - I gave you my heart once! What do you want!!? Blood!!?

26. Sparky - Ruby Slippers

27. Britt - A recipe for gravy so you can whip some up at 3AM in a pinch if I'm not there.

28. Vanessa - A big time Recording Contract. But I get to Manage and I keep ... um.. like 40%. Deal?

29. Christina - A Lie Detector

30. Giza - An Axe and A Pint of Guinness...in Ireland of course.

31. Jonathan - I'll find something in your collection of stuff and Regift it.

32. Drex - What else? A bottle of Beam.

33. DeeDee - No Mystery There. How do I wrap myself up?

34. Jessica - A Family Bible

35. Sarah - A First Class Ticket...Anywhere you want to go. You work too much!

36. Izzie - You Buying ... Or am I?

37. Analisa - An Open Invitation to Lodge.

38. Tina - A Hot Tub of your own.

39. Timmy - A house.

40. Fedora - Everyone gets a cookie.


Give it a try yourself! If I happen to be on your Myspace friends list then you already know where to send your gifts. Hint Hint.

Note To Santa: No Coal Again This Year Claus!!! I have GPS now. I know how to find you!!!

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