Wednesday, September 10, 2008

So Far...So Good.

It's Day ONE of "End of the World Watch."
So far. So good.

Scientists in Geneva activated the Large Hadron Collider earlier today as they search for the answers to the Mysteries of the Universe. I assume these answers might explain what happens to my socks in my laundry and why all the nice girls are taken while I attract only the crazy ones. Mysteries all.

The spokesman for CERN stated "the benefits of the experiments are worth the risks." I guess it's a lottery you play, that you just don't want to win.

What IF we do create miniature black holes with this thing? Do we name them then like we do with hurricanes?

"Well Bob, it looks like Black Hole Felix is moving its way through Asia. It's already a Category 3 Black Hole."
"Is that bad?"
"It's not good."

Well. It's the End of the World as we know it. And I feel fine.

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